I cannot believe I haven't "posted" in

six months!

 

(And....I cannot that I've been on the "other side" now for

ten years! That is to say that school starts Monday, and,

for the tenth straight year, I won't be there........)

We've only camped once this summer, and that was in late May, when the temperature that Sunday morning rose to thirty-eight degrees and stayed there the whole morning. My solution to that problem was to invite Donna's sister, Nancy, and her husband, Rudy, to join Donna and myself at the Wellsboro diner (We were camping at Ives Run Federal campground on the Tioga-Hammond lakes, north of Wellsboro and Mansfield) which they did. Upon our return, we packed up and headed south to the warmth 100 miles of southerly travel brought. Due to many things, we haven't been out again. However, that should change as we plan to go to the Potter County farm soon.

 

I guess the biggest "news" that I've got is the fact that I had "total" shoulder replacement surgery on the 26th of July. Apparently, 37 years of conducting bands, choruses, etc. (rather vigorously, I might add) had worn 80% of the cartilage off the ball and socket, causing almost continuous pain, and all manner of noises every time I moved my arm. I had difficulty choosing when I wanted to have it done, there really wasn't a good time. In the end we decided to have the procedure done asap, as summers are less hectic than the rest of the seasons, in terms of music, snow removal, and other considerations. I am happy to report that the operation was a success and I'm now happily involved in physical therapy, right here at the local hospital, and looking forward to becoming more active, once again, in the fall season.

In terms of summer projects, Donna tackled the curve of our huge front porch (which surrounds two sides of the house) as it appeared to be sinking. The rainwater dripped out of the rain gutters right on the corner and could not be adjusted, meaning there had been sinking. Scott (son-in-law) and Donna tore things off the corner, and discovered a huge colony of black ants had made inroads into the timbers supporting the porch floor (and everything else). Donna can be wicked with a spray can, and soon the ants were history. She and Scott replaced the timbers and the porch support on the curve, with treated lumber that is impervious to ants, and then replaced the tongue and groove porch flooring. It has been quite a project but Donna now says she can see "the light at the end of the tunnel". Since the house is over a hundred years old, the first "corner" lasted quite awhile, and the second should last even longer. When/If it goes, though, it will most likely not be "our" problem.

Yes, I know I'm out of season, but the central pillar area was where the work is being done.....

 

I feel quite optimistic about the weather lately. True, there have been some very warm and very humid days, but the telling fact, at least in these parts, is the fact that we've almost consistently dipped into the low 60's and even the mid to high 50's every night, recently, and, looking at the forecast, that trend seems to be going to continue. Now, if one lives in a big, old, brick house (like we do) the lower temperatures allow the bricks to "give off" the heat they've absorbed during the daylight hours, and we start at a "ready to absorb" neutral, every morning. If we close the house up early, the interior tends to remain in the low to mid 70's all day long, a condition that's quite tolerable. I'm thinkin' FALL is on it's way.

Well, that should "do it" for awhile. But, as usual, before I close............a few "funnies"!


 

: Band Toons

What do you call a beautiful girl on a trombonist's arm?
A tattoo.


What's the difference between a pop musician and a jazz musician?
The pop musician plays three chords for a thousand people,
and a jazz musician plays a thousand chords for three people.


Why was the piano invented?
So the band would have a place to set their beers.


Why is the trumpet an instrument of worship?
Because a man blows in it, but God only knows what comes out.


What happens if you play Blues Music backwards?
Your wife comes back and treats you okay, and you don't wake up in the morning.


What do you call a building full of saxophonists?
Jail.

What's the difference between a bassoon and a chain saw?
The exhaust.


Three trombone players in a car.  Who's driving?
The police.


No wonder we have so much air pollution when so much of it passed through the saxophones.

What's the difference between a French Horn and a lawn mower?
You can tune the lawn mower.


Do you know the definition for perfect pitch?
When you throw the banjo into the dumpsite and it lands right on the accordion.


Did you hear about the clarinetist who bragged that he could play 16th notes?
The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him so he proved it by playing one.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.


What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.

Why does the violinist have a handkerchief under his chin when he plays?
Because there is no spit valve.


Why are violins smaller than violas?
They're really the same size, but violinists have bigger heads.

Why can't a gorilla play a trumpet?
He's too sensitive.


Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.


How do you know you have a singer at your front door?
Can't find the key; doesn't know when to come in.


How can you get a guitar player to stop playing?
Put sheet music in front of him.


Two musicians walking down the street, and one says to the other,
"Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."


How long does it take to tune a guitar?
Nobody's bothered to find out.


What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up an accordion.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.


Why do we have bass players?
To translate for the drummers.

What is the definition of a quarter tone?
Two oboes playing in unison.


They all laughed when I sat down at the piano.  
I forgot to bring the stool.


What's the difference between a soprano and a Rottweiler?
Jewelry.


What do you get when you play New Age Music backwards?
New Age Music.

What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
"I didn't wake up this morning...... "


What's the difference between a puppy and a flutist?
Eventually the puppy stops whining.


How many musician jokes are there?
Just one ---- all the rest are true.

Thanks, Skip!

 

Truths For Mature Humans 


  13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
 
 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
 
 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
 
 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
 
 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
 
 18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
 
 19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
 
 20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
 
 21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
 
 22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
 
 23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
 
 24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
 
 25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
 
 26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
 
 27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
 
 28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
 
 29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
 
 30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
 
 31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
 
 32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

 

Thanks, Drue

 

 

 

 

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